Tom Daley’s out this week.
I came out to everyone else I needed to.
Fair play to him, I can relate to him finally.
Still hate his smug little fucking head.
But fair play to the lad, lot tougher than I had it.
No one was shocked. For either of us, and maybe when you tell someone a love story with you in it, you know they love you when they focus on you in the story and not ~who~ you were loving.
Thanks everyone for never looking at me any different.
Celine Dion blasting in my headphones, I;m gonna have to creep downstairs for a smoke.
Life is not as we know it.
What have I done?
I’m not done yet,
Can I go to Boots one last time.
I forgot you,
I’ll miss you,
You were cheap and I’ll miss you,
Ode to the NHS 2013
In 14 hours I move back to Ireland for the first time in damn near 6 years.
No job, no hope, no real concern.
I’m going to move out to the old farm, bring 70 bags of merlot, as many books as I can and just sort my head out.
But, will my friends from years ago still be the same? Will I be the same?
Will my Scottish friends remember me?
I didn’t think I was emotional, this is the moment I thought I may be loosing it all, burning bridges.
Hopefully, I am just making them stronger.
Bye Scotland, hello unknown.
No need to rub your eyes or refresh your screen. Yes, this really is a Burt Reynolds Éclair and it may be the beginning of a whole new department here at the Geyser of Awesome. Let’s call it “Things that can’t be unseen, but might also be delicious.”
This hirsute dessert, modeled after Burt Reynolds' iconic 1972 nude Cosmopolitan centerfold, was created by Leeds, England-based bakery Lou Lou P’s Delights (previously featured here) in honour of Movember UK. Burt’s bearskin rug has been replaced by a chocolate eclair and we’re pretty sure that Burt himself is edible too. Considering that Mr. Reynolds has long been considered a mustachioed icon of masculinity, we think this unsettling pastry is a pretty amazing and apposite Movember creation.